HANDSUM OFFICE — CPU KILLA TEE
S / Faded Brown
$40.00
Sale price
$40.00
Regular price
$50.00
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This heavyweight cotton tee carries a retro-comic attitude — softened by garment-dye for a lived-in color and finished with bold vintage artwork. The front sports a small pixel-inspired badge, while the back explodes with a satirical, 80s-style illustration and loud text. It feels like something you’d grab before heading out to a show, a LAN night, or a rallying hangout with friends who appreciate dark humor and tech nostalgia. The relaxed cut and durable 6 oz fabric give it a solid, confident drape that wears in, not out. Thoughtfully made in sustainably certified facilities, it pairs that gritty, rebellious aesthetic with responsible production.
Wear it to make a statement without shouting. The design sits comfortably in everyday life — layered under a denim jacket, thrown over joggers, or paired with worn-in jeans when you want your humor to do the talking. The garment-dye adds subtle depth to the cream tone, so the artwork reads like a vintage poster reclaimed from an old arcade. It’s for people who joke about tech, remember floppy disks, or just prefer graphics that come with a wink and an edge.
Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton — strong, smooth fabric built for printing
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.0 oz fabric with relaxed fit and wide rib collar
- Sustainably and ethically produced — OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP certified
- DTG/DTF printing details, shoulder/neck taped, and tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
$40.00
Sale price
$40.00
Regular price
$50.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.20 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 16.00 | 17.75 | 19.50 | 20.75 | 21.75 | 23.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Wear it to make a statement without shouting. The design sits comfortably in everyday life — layered under a denim jacket, thrown over joggers, or paired with worn-in jeans when you want your humor to do the talking. The garment-dye adds subtle depth to the cream tone, so the artwork reads like a vintage poster reclaimed from an old arcade. It’s for people who joke about tech, remember floppy disks, or just prefer graphics that come with a wink and an edge.
Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton — strong, smooth fabric built for printing
- Garment-dyed finish for vintage color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.0 oz fabric with relaxed fit and wide rib collar
- Sustainably and ethically produced — OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP certified
- DTG/DTF printing details, shoulder/neck taped, and tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean